Matt Steinberg

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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IMPOSTER SYNDROOOOOOOOME

spiritual-euphoria:

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

HALLELUJAH

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

A lot of times, especially on stressful situations, I will quote things instead of coming up with my own things to say. Is this a form of echolalia or something else? Also, do you/any of your followers do this?
Anonymous

autisticdrift:

Yep, that’s exactly what echolalia is. 

I’m very echolalic but it’s usually in the form of repeating things that someone has just said rather than using quoted language to communicate.

Sometimes its just so much easier to use someone else’s words than spend a huge amount of energy to come up with your own

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)
erinhatesthings:

rose-on-the-mountain:

Back ground nurse:

"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello. 
There is no shirt here.”


#all of our shirts have suddenly gone missing#it’s the strangest thing#no shirts at all#they’ve all been drafted to the war#yes#that’s it (via followthebluebell)
megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

fucksebastianstan:

secret society of muggleborn students dedicated to figuring out how to make wifi work at hogwarts

terezidactyl:

fadeintocase:

pizzaight:

fahrenheit-469:

its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months

its 2014 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months

its 2015 can we please have a set of crab overlords that last more than two months

its 2016 can we please overthrow the crab empire people are suffering

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans